Brian Austin Green doesn’t seem to love that, and he is using their children to shade his ex and her new man.
47-year-old Brian Austin Green and 34-year-old Megan Fox ended their ten year marriage this year.
Married in June of 2010, they split late this spring, just weeks before their 10 year anniversary.
In a recent Instagram post, Megan and MGK showed off thier hot bodies in a sexy mirror selfie.
Megan showed her famously gorgeous torso, making sure that she wore just enough to be “Instagram appropriate.”
Thanks to cultural double standards, MGK wore even less, though he is absolutely covered with tattoos.
If you can tear your eyes away from their unclothed torsos and past the implications of them both wearing towels, take a look at the caption.
“Achingly beautiful boy, my heart is yours,” Megan captured this double-trouble thirst trap.
Notably, she has deactivated comments on it. Considering how much hate she has received from trolls over the last 12 years, we do not blame her.
Brian Austin Green freely admitted that he was disappointed late last year when Megan, filming abroad, felt freer and more like herself.
But the two had resolved to keep things amicable despite their split.
Now, perhaps especially upon seeing her go official with her “friend” Machine Gun Kelly, he is getting a bit shadier.
“Achingly beautiful boys, my heart is yours,” he quipped.
Unlike Megan, he did not deactivate comments, with many commenters telling him that they saw exactly what he did there.
In general, we strongly recommend against any adult describing any minor as “achingly beautiful,” regardless of whether it’s a joke.
Many have also questioned how tasteful it is to use your own children to shade your ex-wife. Because … yikes.
“I found out in my own way,” Brian said in a recent podcast interview about his ex going from friends to sexytimes with MGK.
“And that’s as much detail as I’ll give you on that one,” he stated, setting a boundary.
“You can if you ignore it and avoid it which is what I try and do,” Brian said of the now public dalliance.
“I try to no read anything or look at anything and not involve myself in it,” he added.
Brian said that he tries to “Just keep my head down and do what I do and focus on the kids. I know she’s going to do the same thing.”
On that same podcast, Brian complained about feeling “betrayed” by Courtney Stodden and Tina Louise.
BAG continues: “Not even a date, just out to lunch with somebody and it’s written, ‘his new fling, he’s playing two women at the same time.'”
He gripes: “My life is just much more under a microscope than somebody else’s.”
“I had no idea that Instagram was so much of a dating site until I was single,” Brian reflects, arguably showing his age a little.
“Because up until then, I posted pictures of benches, trees, the ocean, and my kids doing stuff here and there,” Brian explains.
“I was a total married dad on it,” he adds. “Then all of a sudden I started getting DMs when Megan and I separated.”
BAG remarks: “Instantly, no shame in their game at all.”
“I remember when I hung out with Courtney getting a call from somebody afterward saying, ‘There are pictures of you and Courtney Stodden,'” BAG recalls.
“And,” he says, “I was like ‘How do you know her name?’ I had no idea who she was or any of the past anything.”
“I had done no research at all,” he confesses. “It wasn’t until I was told, ‘This is the past, this is who this person is, this is what you might have to experience.'”
“Courtney was a really nice person though, I don’t want to bad mouth her,” he emphasizes. We strongly agree.
“She may have done some of the things she’s done, been the person she’s been, is the person she is,” BAG shades, “but when I spent time with her, super kind, super polite.”
This year, the unthinkable happened: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are really over.
It looks like Brian may be moving on from his marriage with none other than Courtney Stodden.
On Saturday, June 13, Brian Austin Green was spotted out and about with the beautiful Courtney Stodden.
The 46-year-old actor and the 25-year-old singer and media personality were seen together in the afternoon.
Restaurants have for some reason reopened in California despite the pandemic, and the two stopped by to grab some Mexican food.
That sounds delicious … but was it also a date?
To be clear, they didn’t pack on any PDA.
For all that we know, this could have just been a friendly outing between a man and woman who are both moving on from long-term marriages.
That said, observers could not help but note that they looked like a very cute (potential) new couple.
And though Courtney had a mask with her as a common sense safety precaution, she was also spotted smiling.
Brian married Megan Fox in 2010, at a time when she was one of the most discussed and thirsted-after celebrities on the planet.
She’s still a gorgeous actress, but these days, must of her time is spent devoted to her children.
Now, it has been more than three weeks since the pair announced their split.
Megan has been widely rumored to have moved on by dating Machine Gun Kelly.
Meanwhile, Courtney Stodden was catapulted to fame when she became a child bride.
At 16, Courtney married actor Doug Hutchison, who at the time was 50 years old.
Their 2011 marriage, permitted by Courtney’s parents, caused a significant stir as propelled Courtney into the limelight.
Their marriage had its ups and downs. In 2018, Courtney filed for divorce, and that divorce was finalized in January 2020.
Since this outing between her ex and Courtney, Megan has confirmed her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly.
Courtney and Brian, however, have yet to put a label on what may have been a simple lunch.
Honestly, if you want to generate media buzz, there are much worse ways to do it than go grab a bite to eat in pleasant company.
Come to think of it, though, Courtney and Brian might make a lot of sense for each other — if they choose to pursue a relationship.
Brian is not too unlike Courtney’s ex, in that he is an older actor.
Courtney, like Megan, has a sensitive soul and has been outrageously portrayed for years.
Are these superficial similarities? Absolutely. But they are what we have to go on.
Courtney has spent two-fifths of her life married, though part of that marriage was just on paper.
Similarly, Brian has spent a decade in his marriage, and he and Megan were already head over heels before they exchanged vows.
Is diving into this relationship now going to doom them to fail — if that is indeed what they are doing?
It’s not just that some rebound romances turn out to be successful for years (just look at Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin, right?).
But not all romances have to last a decade and end in marriage (and then in either death or divorce).
People are allowed to have a good time and enjoy each other’s company. After a breakup, that can be very healing.